Announcement: even the Pope admits there is Fake news.

Announcement: no opposition permitted under Putin’s Russia.

Announcement: Conan loses his mind in Haiti.

Announcement: Fareed believes he is the international voice of what is Normal.

Announcement: Suing God

Announcement: Puts band aid on wrecked marriage to Beyoncé

Announcement: Bank puts $9.8Billion into someone’s account.

Announcement: IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad is dead.

Announcement: I can do it better than Teresa May.

Announcement: Scott Baio possibly preyed on 14 year girl co-worker.